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At times I'm weightless.

EvilGen!us

Some birds have beaks. Some birds have bills.

If a guy pays for you, you should put out. Think that’s sexist? Don’t let the guy pay for you. Think about it.

Eff things you know

The year 2000 did not have a February 29. Jerry isn’t 16, he’s 12.

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Bless us as we go full blast. #nogoldattheend