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At times I'm weightless.

EvilGen!us

Wonder bread.

The disparity between my potential and my product drives me crazy sometimes.

Here’s a note I wrote to myself recently in my blog notebook:

Jackie Chan \*

Don’t remember writing it. Thanks, self. Keep the content a-comin’.

Damn … never realized how dirty the lyrics of “Vindicated” by Dashboard Confessional were …

So turn
Up the corners of your lips
Part them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment, fall forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I’d be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away

I wonder who has sex with Kenan Thompson and if she laughs a lot during.