Texts with Holden

1:29 AM

Holden: I just saw a fucking rat. What the hell.
Justin: What!!! Where??? There are rats living in my ceiling. Maybe our rats can be friends.
H: No. No rat friends.
H: :(
J: Aww :( but I’ve already named mine and everything.
H: … Justin. Leave your house more. That’s a plea. Lol
J: Ratty McScratchalot and Sir Scratches Rattington.
H: How do you know which is which?
J: I don’t. It’s like twins… You just address them collectively and it’s ok. Not that I address my rats. I just try to poison them with bleach.
H: That’s better than talking to them.
J: Yes it is. Wow I probably go crazy here a little bit.
H: Yeah. Lol