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At times I'm weightless.

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You tell the best stories.

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Hmm, I don’t remember much of this. Phew.

Some birds have beaks. Some birds have bills.

If a guy pays for you, you should put out. Think that’s sexist? Don’t let the guy pay for you. Think about it.