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At times I'm weightless.

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According to TV, Taco Bell cashiers are always really hot.

Remember the simple machines unit? That was a good unit.

Bottled water has an expiration date. Anyone else find that odd?

My neighbor just heard me yelling “jello pages!” and laughing to myself. …I’m glad we’ve never actually met.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll find that he preferred it when you just gave him free fish. Fishing is boring — he’d rather play video games or something.