May 2010
19 posts
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The disparity between my potential and my product drives me crazy sometimes.
May 29th
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Here’s a note I wrote to myself recently in my blog notebook: Jackie Chan \* Don’t remember writing it. Thanks, self. Keep the content a-comin’.
May 27th
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Damn … never realized how dirty the lyrics of “Vindicated” by Dashboard Confessional were … So turn Up the corners of your lips Part them and feel my finger tips Trace the moment, fall forever Defense is paper thin Just one touch and I’d be in Too deep now to ever swim against the current So let me slip away
May 26th
Need a free way to video chat with a friend? Just log on to ChatRoulette and keep clicking “next” until you find your friend!
May 25th
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I wonder who has sex with Kenan Thompson and if she laughs a lot during.
May 23rd
This.
May 21st
When I travel I go into auto-pilot mode. I have very little memory of how I got home just now.
May 18th
Alack! Of color here.
May 18th
Why do airports, in which lots of people walk around with bags on wheels, have raised tile floors? It’s very noisy.
May 15th
I’ll say “be right there” but you’ll be left there, alone.
May 14th
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I wonder if when I’m older, well off, and more mature, I’ll remember when I was 22, headed nowhere, sitting in my apartment alone at 2 a.m. drinking Yuengling and yelling at the characters in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
May 13th
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I dance a lot more now that I live alone.
May 11th
As a child, I was very intrigued by tangled phone cords.
May 9th
Get dressed and out of my mind.
May 8th
Man, this food is the scrum diddly.
May 7th
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HOPE YOU READ THIS.
Let bygones be bygones, and let the past stay past. If you forget, there’s nothing left to forgive. And if you can’t forget, you’ll probably go crazy, in slowly diminishing torrents, for the rest of your star-crossed life. Good luck. I’m sorry.
May 6th
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I LOVE IT WHEN I THOUGHT I PUSHED A BUTTTONNN BUT I DIDN’T WANNA AND THEN IT TURNS OUT I DIDN’T PUSH THE BUTTONNN!!!!!
May 5th
Remember “Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.”? Ridiculous.
May 4th
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I’m going to start the Facebook group “WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?? Oh here they are, on my face.” and get thousands of stupid high schoolers to join it and then monetize the shit out of it. Who wants to design a hip t-shirt? … Fuck. I did not research this one before writing it. Apparently there are already lots of pages/groups with this title or similar. Just do a Facebook...
May 1st