December 2010
16 posts
I found the concept of “wasting water” frustrating when I was younger. I was like, You know it doesn’t just cease to exist when it goes down the drain, right?
Dec 31st
News I learned today: The MPAA is pissed that I downloaded Burn After Reading (own it on Blu Ray, can’t play it on my iMac), my dad is getting married to some bitch this weekend, and a third thing that I’m too tired to come up with. Check cnn.com and come up with something clever yourself. Ass.
Dec 30th
1 tag
Girls are awesome.
Dec 30th
1 tag
I wanna be special forces so I’m special and a force. Also so I can kill some motherfuckin terrorists.
Dec 29th
1 tag
I AM NOT HUMAN. I’m not a bird I’m not stop motion. I dreamt of badgers or maybe they were walnuts.
Dec 28th
There’s presence in my stalking.
Dec 22nd
Age 5
The sound of the shower in bathrooms above is yelling and monsters to me.
Dec 19th
I know it sounds egotistical, but darkness at 5pm feels like winter’s personal attack on my wellbeing. Dear winter: you suck and your mom’s fat. But thanks for snow, I guess. It’s pretty sometimes. Unlike your mom.
Dec 16th
1 tag
No one told poor Horton that he was schizophrenic.
Dec 12th
“Polka dot”, when the British accent is removed, is “poker dart”.
Dec 11th
1 tag
The Mars Polka. Mars Volta cover band that plays music so good we named a dot after it.
Dec 11th
The 1st and 15th should be closer together.
Dec 9th
1 note
Rewrite: Shadows as actors are properly cast. Rewrite: Shadows as actors are awkwardly cast. Rewrite: Meaning doesn’t matter just meter.
Dec 8th
Shadows as actors get cast all the time.
Dec 8th
How much do you wait?
Dec 4th
Church and State are separate but equal.
Dec 2nd