September 2009
23 posts
Is the whole world shaking or am I dreaming?
Sep 30th
Let’s go make out in a museum exhibit.
Sep 29th
Doe eyes end in headlights.
Sep 28th
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“Wherever” shouldn’t be a word. “Nevermind” should be.
Sep 27th
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Who knew goddesses were airbrushed?
Sep 26th
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Friday, December 23, 2005
I am the poster-boy of the revolution. I’m the kid whose fourth grade teacher, ten years later, is still singing about him on the radio. Yeah he’s singing about me, and wishing me luck. I am the poster-boy of what’s bound to come any day now. What should come, anyway. See, there are circuses on the television, and they’re not co-, but adhesive. Something sticky for breakfast, lunch, and...
Sep 25th
Life is falling action.
Sep 24th
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Sometimes I’m like … if there is a god, it’s probably Eric Clapton.
Sep 23rd
1 tag
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
I’ve been watching you from my comfort zone, waiting for the world to swirl up and for you to dissolve. I want to see that spot on your neck just under your ear up close. If only I could breathe life.
Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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Let’s punctuate each other.
Sep 20th
Ah, to be old again.
Sep 19th
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comb tomb bomb
Sep 18th
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Justin Brown is uʍop ǝpısdn
Sep 17th
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Sunday, October 19, 2003
You know back when Zoog Disney was alive, how there was that robot named “Tom Morrow two-point-oh”? Well that bastard always messed up my spelling of the word “tomorrow,” because I always used two m’s. I curse his name to this day.
Sep 16th
Being social is not like riding a bike.
Sep 15th
I work more efficiently Ice, Ice, Baby.
Sep 14th
1 tag
You know what’s really confusing? When websites have prev/next buttons, and you click “prev” a few times, and then you use the browser’s “back” button to go forward. I stayed in a hotel in Indianapolis once.
Sep 13th
2 tags
My mouth is watering the plants.
Sep 12th
One of the reasons I love my mom: I’m 21 years old. I come home from being stood up by a girl I had absolutely no chance with… Mom: What a bitch! Do you want me to call her mother and have a talk with her?
Sep 11th
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I think, therefore I am. I am conscious, I can fashion and use tools, I can imagine things I’ve never seen, I can understand equations that define the universe. And yet, the thought of a girl I knew a long time ago can make me not care about any of that.
Sep 10th
I think, therefore I am. I am [self-]conscious, I can fashion and use tools, I can imagine things I’ve never seen, I can understand equations that define the universe. And yet, sometimes my eye twitches uncontrollably.
Sep 8th
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Sep 7th