December 2009
14 posts
Nice guys finish gay. Hahaha I like that one. But seriously, I’m not gay.
Dec 26th
suite dewed
Dec 24th
semi-automatic door
Dec 24th
1 tag
Dec 18th
You and I talking — excommunication.
Dec 14th
1 tag
Dec 11th
Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars. Well, not “land among the” so much as “float around in nothingness forever while looking at lots of distant”. That’ll teach you to mess with escape velocity.
Dec 10th
1 tag
Fucking bitch. Ok it became my outlet once. That’s it. [Sometimes I say things because I like them language-wise … this was not one of those times.]
Dec 8th
1 tag
This won’t become an outlet, this won’t become an outlet, this won’t become an outlet.
Dec 8th
I miss simpler times when the times I missed were simpler.
Dec 7th
1 tag
You sentenced our relationship to death by hanging by a thread. [Sometimes I say things because I like them language-wise … this isn’t real.]
Dec 5th
Every time my iPhone alarm wakes me up, I am so distraught about the spelling of the word “snooze”, and think I must still be dreaming because that just can’t be right.
Dec 4th
Writing a book is an exercise in not repeating oneself, or doing so artfully under the guise of parallelism.
Dec 2nd
Sometimes I see a cat when there isn’t one.
Dec 1st