October 2009
32 posts
You know the joke “How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let’s go ride bikes!”? As someone with ADD I am offended by this. I would never suggest riding bikes and would much rather screw in a lightbulb.
Oct 31st
How I experience the order of events is like JVM compilation: Justin time.
Oct 30th
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“I’m too tired to” — Justine
Oct 29th
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There’s moisture in my voice.
Oct 28th
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Saturday, August 12, 2006
My id is Goliath; my super ego is David. I need more rocks.
Oct 27th
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Justin Brown has a fake id and a real ego.
Oct 26th
This banter might ban termites.
Oct 25th
“Dad, I’m so pissed that you’re the CEO of McDonald’s! I’m not allowed to win anything in the Monopoly game!”
Oct 24th
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seperate desparate
Oct 23rd
Sometimes I can’t concentrate enough to eat.
Oct 22nd
Maybe the YY’s are the not crazy ones. [Yeah, they die in the womb. What’s crazy about that?]
Oct 21st
A look into a post in its unfinished state: Averages are like those kids out … back outside … smoker people … once they get high … punchline?
Oct 20th
I tried to rescue a mouse. It was in my basement and I caught it and brought it outside and gave it a box and peanut butter and supplies to build a nest with and eat. It ran away several times. One of those times it ran over a storm drain, fell in, and drowned. That was the last time.
Oct 19th
To lighten the mood in the months before my lethal injection, I’m starting a flute-rock cover band. It’s called “Death Row Tull”.
Oct 19th
Incite inside insight on-site
Oct 18th
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We cut the red ribbon that ties our hearts together to celebrate the grand opening of our separate futures.
Oct 17th
I was cleaning my room and found an old ice cube.
Oct 16th
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“theres always a dark side to my little friends” — Justine
Oct 15th
fizz assist
Oct 14th
“Defriend” has become a word.
Oct 13th
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“it’s only cute until you have sex with it.” — Anonymous?
Oct 12th
in a sense, innocence lost
Oct 11th
I quit my job today because it was stealing other people’s CPU cycles.
Oct 10th
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I enjoy reading books their rights.
Oct 9th
I need someone to ghost write a poem for me.
Oct 8th
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Calculated baptism
Oct 7th
Ok, that’s it, next site who emails me my registration password in plain text: I am deleting my account and never coming back. That is very disrespectful.
Oct 6th
Scar: symbolized by a plane wreck in Lord of the Flies a lion in a Disney movie
Oct 5th
“The Famous Jett Jackson” taught me the wrong definition of the word “elope”.
Oct 4th
We plan to regret things.
Oct 3rd
Gender is a societal construct. And a genital one.
Oct 2nd
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Sunday, September 17, 2006
  She Sees the day! when silicon sea shells are sold by the See Sure™ epileptic at best. baby soldiers abort mission because their generals did not abort emission. mermaids reign swamps rain down again on her perception.  
Oct 1st