February 2012
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Bless us as we go full blast. #nogoldattheend
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Just discovered that Dog the Bounty Hunter is amazing. #criminalrainbow
Watching Jacob’s Ladder at this hour, even if I’ve seen it six times already, is probably not good.
Hi
January 2012
4 posts
Are Hot Wheels still leading the way?
When the stupid cat sits in the window and stares at people it’s fine, but when I do it, I “make the neighbors uncomfortable”.
Just got a call asking me to take a “political survey” in return for which I’d receive a free Caribbean cruise for two. Long story short, it’s a scam, no matter how enticing or legitimate it sounds, so don’t waste your time. It’s pretty elaborate and well executed, though.
Details:
Company name: Caribbean Cruise Lines (initially introduced as ESG Research...
Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Actually just don’t bite hands ever.
December 2011
12 posts
Adderall after long time of no Adderall = SPEND LOTS OF MONEY THEN CLEAN THE WHOLE APARTMENT.
Cat hiss and snake hiss are different.
Oh man… Steve Jobs is dead. :(
Yeah spleez.
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Just cleaned my Dyson Air Multiplier with my Dyson DC34. #firstworldsolutions
Whatever, it’s like six and a half of one, a dozen of the other.
I hate closing doors.
I’m a seal.
I miss you, too.
Elevators are cool. ‘cause like. You get in and push a button… and then you’re like somewhere else.
I am tried.
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Minds can be amazing minds can SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK and they can be boring and awesome and strange and naive and sick and sick and stutter and bored and open and connected and SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK fuck chemical imbalances and management and appointments and time ugh.
I wish someone could just take my mental potential and rid me of it. Do what you want. I don’t want to make anything anymore....
death squeak
Padiddle on the car I just saw out my window.
November 2011
10 posts
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Suddenly, I realize a lot of my dreams are from Angry Beavers.
Chopin vodka on the rocks and half a Subway sub from lunch for dinner. Breakfast of late night champions.
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Holy shit Community.
I wish somebody would just tell me what my “swag” is so I would frickin’ know if I have got it on or not. So frustrating.
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You make my life an adventure.
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Everybody at a restaurant is making up lives for each other.
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Has anyone ever noticed that Greensleeves is sampled at the end of All You Need is Love by The Beatles? Ok well I Googled it and the answer is yes. But I just did.
mashed brotatoes
wind
[and dined]
Just realized that “Dancing with the Stars” and “Down with the Sickness” have the same initials.
October 2011
7 posts
In writing an email to my father I find myself Googling “street terms for money”. How did I get here? What will the future hold?
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Why is why we can’t have nice things?
My brain is full of sand.
She steals glances with steel-blue eyes, sapphire lips subtly smiling.
… and… um… she’s a snake! Ssss!
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What is smoke
Jack off all trades.
Keep on creepin’ on.
September 2011
8 posts
My mind feels like constant natural disasters.
To kill a Mumia: Racism still prevails in the U.S.... →
I guess I’ll post this here, because not only is it temporally relevant, but I hadn’t read it in four years and I’m still proud of it, and I like it when that happens.
Sometimes I like getting cash back just so I can hit the cashier in the hips with the cash drawer.
The maid made your bed, now you have to lie in it.
Holding on to people feels like holding a stuffed animal.
Spy as me
The night is young, but not /too/ young, if you know what I mean.
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Soo I just played Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory for the first time in like five years. What an amazing game, not just for its time. It’s a shame no one knows how to play anymore. Because man… when you had a server full of people who knew what they were doing… it was pretty much the best thing ever in the world.
(Also O2Jam when it was free @Aidan Z… Oh right this is...
August 2011
7 posts
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Hey, here’s a black and white photo of a skinny naked [Asian] chick. Or something you saw on tv last week. Or, I don’t know, something from the 90s or something desperately poetic. Here’s a song lyric. Here’s something that makes you feel a part of some group smaller than the entire Internet. I wrote this from my iPhone. You bitch. I’m so sad. Here’s to all...
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This Lysol can I’m looking at has text on it that I can barely read under normal conditions. The header is “If in eyes”.
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“Sadness gives depth. Happiness gives height. Sadness gives roots. Happiness...”
– Osho (via suzywire)
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I never ever reblog things, especially stupid sappy Tumblr things, and I’m about to do it twice. GET READY.