When the stupid cat sits in the window and stares at people it’s fine, but when I do it, I “make the neighbors uncomfortable”.

Just got a call asking me to take a “political survey” in return for which I’d receive a free Caribbean cruise for two. Long story short, it’s a scam, no matter how enticing or legitimate it sounds, so don’t waste your time. It’s pretty elaborate and well executed, though.

Details:

• Company name: Caribbean Cruise Lines (initially introduced as ESG Research Group)
• Website: http://2011getaway.com
• Phone number that called me: 3103627319
• I spoke to Shaunice, whose “Corporate ID” is UA271

(I’m writing this on Tumblr instead of Facebook so it can show up in Google search results.)

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Actually just don’t bite hands ever.

Adderall after long time of no Adderall = SPEND LOTS OF MONEY THEN CLEAN THE WHOLE APARTMENT.

Cat hiss and snake hiss are different.