Instead of putting a disclaimer on individual posts, I'll just say it here: Don't read this. Thanks.

At times I'm weightless.

EvilGen!us

startle the starlet

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Hush little baby, don’t say a word about how momma has the credit card and is buying lots of random, defective gifts.

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I am, like, so *brrr* right now.

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That’s a blow pop!

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I wonder if your reading this…

…confused you…

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