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I was raised by wild raccoons at the age of 24.
If I ever start actually taking photos again, I’ll have a photo blog. But I don’t yet.
Tater tots with mozzarella string cheese strings melted on top. My inner child is happy.
Coming soon to Facebook — Affair Detection. For a low monthly fee, we’ll keep track of your spouse’s Facebook habits, note any abnormal patterns or changes in behavior, and calculate an average “flirtiness” rating for each Message thread being actively maintained. At the end of each month we’ll send you a report detailing how likely it is that your spouse is beginning, or currently involved in, an affair.
To combat the expected blowback from privacy advocates, we’re making a simple addition to our terms of service: if (and only if) you agree to be listed as someone’s spouse on Facebook (either by initiating the request or accepting it), you agree that Facebook has the right to perform Affair Detection on behalf of your partner. So, ladies, if your husband refuses to accept the marriage request on Facebook, there’s your free Affair Detection report, on us.
Happy coupling!
[This isn’t real. Yet.]
